First: I've been hearing a lot of ridiculous chatter of late concerning the silly claim that Bush and McCain are Marxists because of the 'nationalization' of AIG, Freddie Mac, etc. (Here's a link to such nonsense if one is interested: (
http://www.democrats.com/mccain-is-a-marxist). But I for one will need someone to connect the dots: how is it that 'trickle up' economics - whereby taxpayers bail out the wealthy as is happening with this recent financial rescue plan - helps the working class? Well, in short, it doesn't. There's nothing remotely socialist about this rescue. Indeed, the Marxist position would be to let the banks fail, allow investment portfolios to collapse and property values to plumet, which in turn would help to increase class consciousness and further revolutionary tendencies. However, this 'rescue plan' is just another example of the ruling class wielding the state as a tool by which to secure and maintain its dominant position. So all of you twits that think 'state intervention = socialism': you best be thankful that the state has once again come to rescue your greedy asses so you can continue to exploit the poor. But on to the main point of this entry...
Second: Back on September 2nd I made the mistake of 'endorsing' Obama. Now I realize that at this point in my ascension to supreme overlord my endorsement for president might not count for much, but I still think it necessary to admit my error and offer this correction:
Attention rational adults: we must work together to stop Obama from winning the presidency, and thus, we must elect John McCain.
I realize this pronouncement might come as a shock to most, so I'll try and address some likely critiques.
1) 'Palin will be too close to the presidency, so vote for Obama.'
right, I know Palin's nuts. But I also know that I'm voting for the top of the ticket, not the bottom. The contest is really Obama vs McCain, not Biden vs Palin or Obama vs Palin. There's no guarantee that McCain is going to die in office, and provided he lives, Palin really isn't too much of a problem (actually, she's a bit of a booby prize for us to laugh at for the next 4 years). And for the sake of argument lets assume that McCain does crap out sometime during his term - well, Palin will still have to deal with a democratic congress which will likely pick up an overwhelming majority. Further, she will appoint a VP who will a) likely be selected by republican party elites, and b) control her like a (maverick) puppet. So really, who gives a shit. Forget Palin... too many variables to even worry about her being 'a heartbeat away from the presidency'.
2) 'Obama's the democratic nominee, and if you're not a republican you have to vote for the democrat.'
Obama sucks: the reality is, Obama should never have gotten the democratic nomination in the first place. Aside from his eloquent speeches, his policies aren't all that exciting, his health care plan is too centrist, he lacks experience, he's power hungry, and he's done little to unite the democratic party. Considering the state of the union, he should be destroying McCain in the polls. But instead he can barely eek out a 5 point lead over a 72 year old mentally unstable cancer ridden ex fighter jock. Obama is totally lame, and Biden was a uber-shitty VP choice. The democratic ticket is pathetic and doesn't deserve my vote or yours. This is our chance to punish the democratic party for moving towards the center and turning its back on the working class. Say 'No!' to Obama.
3) 'McCain will screw the country up more, so vote for Obama.'
The country is in shambles and the republicans put us there, so I think it's only fair to let a republican try and fix this mess. But this problem needs to be assessed on two fronts: a) domestically, I'm not sure that anyone can do a whole lot short term: the crisis is global, and it's going to continue to spread. (Also, the invisible hand of the economy will probably lead to green technologies no matter who gets elected, and Obama's pandering to the center has diluted his former vanguard-position on that front.) Regarding b) foreign policy: I'm not so sure that either of these guys should be regarded as 'experts'. McCain's still trying to win the Vietnam war, and Obama... well, who knows what Obama will do since he's never really done anything. It's a crap shoot with either of these guys, so the foreign policy card really shouldn't sway anyone's decision.
At the end of the day, I think things will play out as follows:
If Obama gets elected: in four more years, the state of the union will still be bleak. However, the democratic congress will have made significant inroads which will position the US for an impending turn around. But since voting public is half retarded, they'll be disappointed in the lack of immediate progress and thus vote in a republican executive (maybe Palin herself!) and perhaps even a republican congress. The democratic brand will be horribly tarnished, and the republicans will be reinstalled as heroes. The historic opportunity for the left will have been squandered.
If McCain gets elected: in four more years, the state of the union will still be bleak. However, the democratic congress will have made significant inroads which will position the US for an impending turn around. Further, democrats will have acted as a check on the McCain/Palin administration, acting as a lens by which to focus attention on republican partisanship and corruption. Though congressional popularity will still be low, this will be linked to general disdain for the republican administration. The 2012 elections will therefore be a slaughter. The republican brand becomes more toxic than Courtney Love's panties, allowing for the democrats to not only claim lasting hegemony, but also move significantly towards the left. Hillary runs again in 2012 and wins, and being the shrewder politician who values party unity over personal power, she selects Obama to be her VP. After 8 years of being educated and gaining experience, he finally succeeds her in 2020.
So now doesn't it all make sense?
McCain 2008!